Some of the best ways for an Internet Marketer, or more specifically an SEO, to meet a messy, sticky end.
- Overdose on “link juice”.
- Be victim of a “Google bomb”.
- Accidentally get “Google slapped”.
- Trip over an unclosed HTML tag.
- Bite someone else’s nasty linkbait.
- Become over-run by Google bots.
- Slip whilst doing the Google dance.
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A list of 139 social bookmarking sites, each with it’s PageRank listed by it’s side. Sugar honey. If you’ve got an autoposter then have I got a treat for you! 
If not, route out which networks will make you money and which ones will waste your time.
List found at Web2Revealed via ArsenalMarketing.
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XRumer is a blackhat SEO tool used by very few webmasters. It’s feature-packed and to be perfectly honest - it’s an incredible programming feat. Whilst many frown upon it due to the tactics it employs and the ways in which it works, there is no doubt that XRumer is incredibly effective. The software which runs on the Windows platform, automatically harvests domains and URLs, signing up for forum, guestbook or blog accounts on the domain (breaking the CAPTCHA automatically whilst it goes), and posts articles, messages and forum posts on the sites, subtly mimicking casual conversation - whilst actually promoting your affiliate link, your product or your services.
A great example of this (as noted on Wikipedia) is the following…
In addition, the software can avoid the suspicions of forum admistrators by first registering to make a post in the form of a question which mentions the spam product (”Where can I get…?”), before registering another account to post a spam link which mentions the product. The side effect of these innocent-looking posts is that helpful forum visitors may Google for the product and themselves post a link to help out, thus bolstering the product’s Google stats without falling afoul of forum posting policies.
Should your IP be added to some international forum blacklist? No worries! XRumer will make use of open proxies and continue it’s autoposting
Grab the latest version of XRumer today!
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How To Bash Alexa - A Sneak-Peak Into The Blackhat Aspects Of Affiliate Defined.
THE FIRST APPROACH - iFrames.
< iframe src=”http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?www.YOURSITEHERE.com“ width=”1” height=1” >< /iframe >
And it’s as freakin’ simple as that (remove spaces from inbetween tags). Everyone who visits the page where the iframe is embedded counts (in the eyes ofAlexa) as an Alexa toolbar hit. But why stop there when there are so many more ways to game the system? Blackhat as hell? Sure, but if everyone BESIDES you is doing it, it’s nothing more than the industry standard.
The iFrame may slow down loading times slightly, so place it right at the end of your “body” tag as to not cause content loading delays. The pixel height and width are set at 1×1 in order to make the frame practically invisible as not to arouse suspicion or generate interest as to what the little box is doing there. Only somebody viewing your source code should notice it. You’d be surprised at how many of the high-rank sites on Alexa are using the tactic.
THE SECOND AVENUE – Proxy Scripts.
Go and visit a gazillion-and-one proxies using the Alexa toolbar. Waste an afternoon doing crappy manual labor, constant refreshing and trawling through proxy lists. But WHY? Using proxy scripts that retail for $10-$40, you can get little pieces of software which load up lists of proxies and bombard Alexa on autopilot.
I’m testing out five or six of these little applications on my desktop right now as I type this and over the past few days I’ve seen spikes as high as 60,000 on one of the site’s I’m testing. Was I to run the scripts non-stop, 24 hours a day I’m sure that I could quite easily bump this up to 30 or even 20,000.
I won’t be naming names of software used for the purpose of testing here, however a few well-planned Google searches should hand you all you need. Make sure to only purchase software product that offer a moneyback guarantee as I can attest to the fact that around 60% of the programs I tried didn’t work at all. Perhaps once upon a time, but algorithms change… baby!
THE THIRD ADVANCE – Redirection.
Using the meta-tag code for your pages on your site, you can effectively route any visitors through the Alexa link and then back onto your site. Quite simply – how? Glad you asked… After the title tag in your “head” section, just put in this code.
< META http-equiv="refresh" content="0;URL= http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?www.YOURSITEHERE.com/" >
This can be done in a variety of different ways, including using JavaScript, an embedded flash application (not recommended in event of visitor not having required components installed) or through cookies. I prefer the meta approach to it’s simplicity. It works in the same way as the iFrame assault, apart from instead of opening an embedded hidden window, the whole browser re-directs through the alexa linkback. You can use it in tandem with the iFrame tactic for a double-whammy on Alexa. All you need to do is feed in a tonne of proxy traffic and you just generated yourself one helluva ranking.
Trust me. It works. That said, there honestly is NO need to artificially boost your Alexa rank. It has NO value at all. It’s a fun little tool that webmasters look at when they right blog posts to slag off their competition. It’s an annoying little graph that changes sporadically and unexpectedly, giving you spikes on low-traffic days and flat lines on some of the busiest traffic days you come to see. It’s an infuriating “tracking” program that at the best of times fails you outright.
Alexa is worthless, and Amazon will love me for saying it. Take the rankings and ratings with a grain of salt and try only to use it when showing how your superior blackhat gaming skills are getting you rocket-fuel chart positions in comparison to your brother-in-law’s measley 9,455,234 score. Muhahahaha!
Alexa just got MAULED. Use these tactics at your own risk.
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Jason Marshall. My friend and the real Next Internet Millionaire winner. How many of the other contestants would have done that? How many of them would have sacrificed their opportunity to win based on their beliefs? Some of the contestants proved that they were willing to do whatever it took to win.
Episode 10 of the Next Internet Millionaire.
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Well, sorta. Check out the WF thread for more from the world’s (second) most hilarious marketer …
“Get on my list and you will make a billion dollars instantly. http://www.frankkern.com”
What Frank actually meant to say was… “DAVID WTF! SIGN UP TO HIS LIST NOW LYK OMG!!!!111!!!” You see? Just a small formatting error.
On a sidenote, if you do happen to be reading this Frank - sign up to my list at AffiliateDefined.com and join the last guy to join. Some weirdo called “Jason Moffatt”.
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Without a doubt, the world’s most persausive salesletter ever. I found it at Digital Point. Check it out…
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Geez - where do they come up with these incredible selling angles?
“For a monkey on your butt!!!!!!1″ Like in Bruce Almighty?
“A big house, a coffee mug too” My life’s aim - a coffee mug.
“Just think of cash from your butt.” Bloody charming.
“you can log into clickbank at the end of your butt” You’ve got a freaking obsession.
“you struggling to think of your computer on crack” I am, surprisingly…
“That’s right, order now. Because we have it sucker.” To be blunt!
I am, ladies and gents, OFFICIALLY confused. Adios, amigos!
“That’s right, a purchase OF ISSUES.” You clearly have plenty. O_o
“That’s right, your butt.” My buttock, you say?
“You can be rich.” I already am, bitch.
“That’s right, a monkey on crack.” The same one that came out my butt?
“That’s right, a monkey on your blog” That would be me, madame…
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Jason ‘Profit’ Moffatt is at it again with another one of his hilariously witty marketing videos. Whilst I’m a big fan of hardcore tips, gems like this come up rarely - and according to Jason, a ‘”laugh and a beer” (lotsa beer) is the key to your online success. Go figure.
Dr Mike? You’ve done it again.
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In the hectic world of Internet Marketing - it’s nice to have a five minute breather, a little site down, and a long hard think about the world around us. Here are a few business related (or down right ‘cool’) blog posts I’ve found interesting lately.
Alejandro Reyes - What’s your why?
A congratulation to the daddy-o, Alejandro and his wife Sarah!
Nate Whitehill - Unique Blog Designs
Business partner and great buddy of mine, Nate Whitehill, launches his blog design studio with a bang.
Kumiko - Find Money With Screenshots
A great, creative example, showing you why and where you’re missing out on cash.
Matt Blancarte - Tools For Web Dev Nerds
Superb roundup of the must-have web development tool for ‘nerds like me’.
Josh Mullineaux - Outsourcing Part One
Short, but to the point tips for anyone looking to outsource - I’m eagerly anticipating Part Two!
Christine (CBG) - How To Become An Expert
The 4-Hour Workweek is a favourite of mine and Christine’s first impressions couldn’t help but raise a smile!
John Chow - If You Build It They WON’T Come
Without a doubt, John’s got it spot on. The Internet is one helluva place…
Kumiko (again) - You Only Need $10 To Become Remarkable
Branding doesn’t have to cost millions. Nike spent $10 - Why can’t you?
Zac Johnson - Google AdWords Tweaking
Super-Affiliate and friend of the people (or should it be pidgeons?), Zac tries, tests and tweaks his AdWords campaign to hell’s doorstep and back again.
SEO Roundtable - Determine Google Indexing
Incredibly cool. Undeniably accurate. Shamefully simple. The roundtable does it again…
I plan to make Timeout a regular feature. Weekly seems likely at the moment, though it’s more likely to be sporadic and varying.
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There are no secrets on how to rank high with the major search engines because effective search engine optimizations are now immense. What is search engine optimization? Before we discuss that thing, you have to understand first how search engines work and a bit of know-how.
Search engines are into providing their users with the most relevant and up-to-date information to match the search term that was used. They are sophisticated pieces of technology which allow users to quickly find relevant websites by searching for a word or a phrase. Search engine results are useless to users if the information doesn’t relate to the search term, or if the results are old. People expect the most up-to-date and fresh information that is useful to them.
Updating your website everyday and adding some materials will help you get noticed by the search engines. So, if you are going to sell any type of product or service online, you have to optimize your website for the search engines, in order to boost traffic and sales. It is because over 90% of your business will likely come directly from search engine results. And for that reason, it is absolutely important to optimize your site for search engines for you to have the greatest deals in the entire world.
Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process by which webmasters or online business owners utilize strategic copy to augment their website’s status. It is certain that the internet has grown so fast over the years and the competition for the best search engine position has created an enormous market. Therefore, better understanding the fundamental elements of Search Engine Optimization is vital for an online business’ success.
Making use of effective search engine optimization techniques will improve the page rank of your website. There are many tricks that can be used to increase page rank; the most effective method is to provide high quality content consistently. This seems like a simple concept but there are many websites that fails to provide content that visitors find interesting. Sites which provide content that are interesting, well-written and regularly updated create highly engaged visitors who are more likely to return to the website in the coming days. So, if you can set your website apart from those boring, lifeless sites then do it. You’ll surely have a step closer to achieving high page rank through search engine optimization.
The next significant factor for an effective search engine optimization is to include keywords and phrases within your content. To make sure that you are properly targeting your market, you have to make sure that the keywords and phrases you have on your site are the keywords and phrase that your site is actually optimized for. The more keywords you use in your content, the more likely it is that online visitors will find your site when they do some research with those words. If you are unfailing with these techniques, then your overall search engine optimization will increase, boosting your page rank.
You should also have to develop a linking strategy as a part of your search engine optimization. Not only does this provide free advertising for your site, but it makes the impression that your site is imperative because of its affiliated links. For each link that you have pointing back to you, that is another chance for your potential customer to find you. The more inbound links that you have pointing to your site, the higher you will be ranked in the search engines.
Another is to develop a content stratagem. People who get to search from the internet are looking for information. The more information you provide for them and the more helpful it is, the more likely you will make the sale. Writing articles is the most effective way to build up content for your site. When writing articles to post on your site, make sure that you develop a clear means of arranging their content. You can do this by simply adding a new page to your site. This will allow room for extra articles to be added as you write them, and will allow you to build up an archive of articles which will maintain to draw online visitors. Make sure also that you have included your archived articles in a directory that is next to the root web of your site so that the search engines will catalog your online articles.
Always keep in mind that search engine optimization methods are important in developing your site’s status. With that thing in mind, make sure that you write high-quality, keyword rich content and link your site to and from a deliberate family of other sites. These things will help improve your site’s popularity and coerce increased business through your online business.
David Wilkinson - Affiliate Marketing Expert
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